FACT: Use this time to ask the moron

well no, it doesn’t really have any questions. Oh well

((I’m going to use this one more..))

Fact: Lead paint isn’t very comfortable. For my hull.

Go ask me questions and I shall answer them like Wh—I normally would.

askcorruptedfact:

Ah, wonderful.

Fact: I agree…. it’s more morons for me to try an’ pound with my non-existent hands!

Fact: I am now afraid so I will hide somewhere with my management rail where I cry about being an idiot.

((I’m gonna use random english slang words because I’m not Fact! Yes!))

do you live in fear that GLaDOS or chell will try to get revenge?????

Negative. I, being the moron, would probably die sooner.

I mean..

No, of course not! BOLLEX

...I think I'm insulted by this...odd fact liking Me...*flaps a handle-bar*

Oh Hi.

Excitment.exe activated.

Oh wow! It’s another me!

You seem to say Fact a lot. You suuuure you're legit?

Of course I am legitimate.

Look at me smiling from clearly not Fact’s recharging chamber! Miss Caroline, how can you say I’m an imposter?

Fact: The fa— Whea— I am very disappointed in you.

Fact:

I am not an imposter. The Fact Sphere happens to be the best sphere. Even I, the bloody moron, says so.